FTW Archive
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Highlight Of The Night…
Posted on May 29, 2009 | No CommentsTweetSeriously, how do you not love this kid…He’s Kennyi Kwaku Aouad and it’s about 9:30 EST, and I hope to hell he beats all them biiiatches. The prop bets on... -
Washington: News-Worthy Notes, Note-Worthy News?
Posted on April 17, 2009 | No CommentsTweetThe Washington Nationals Won! vs. President Obama Declares Amnesty for CIA Torture Mongers I’ll start with the Nationals winning their first game as I watch the season premiere of The... -
MLB Game Day, New Features, Low-Price, Dustin Pedroia
Posted on April 15, 2009 | No CommentsTweetMLB’s Pitch F/X system has pretty much reinvented the idea behind scouting pitching. While the pitch classification system is still a bit off, it does provide ridiculously detailed data on... -
Double J, Not Just Jeff Jarrett — Josh Johnson Too!
Posted on April 14, 2009 | No CommentsTweetJeff Jarrett, an up-and-coming country music star, needed to add some buzz to his music career so he took up wrasslin‘ in the Dubya-Dubya-Eff in 1993. Jarrett, an incredible wrestler,... -
Opening Day: Limit Your Stupidity, Capitalize on Others’
Posted on April 7, 2009 | 2 CommentsTweetOpening Day is finally here, after a stellar Opening Night offering from Philly and Hot-Lanta. Hopefully you’ve set the DVR to record House M.D. (Kutner Dies, hopefully I ruined that... -
The Price is Right, Tampa Bay Edition.
Posted on April 5, 2009 | No CommentsTweetThe Rays optioned David Price late last month, and the fantasy crowd lost their head. Today, the Rays have shown that they’re actually brilliant wizards with mythical, magical, MYSTICAL! powers:... -
2009 Spring Training: Useful? + Day 1 Recap.
Posted on February 26, 2009 | No CommentsTweetIt’s the end of February and Grapefruit and Cactus League action has begun. Following these games and boxsores is incredibly important, and you’ll gain unlimited insight by watching them. Actually,... -
Andruw Jones – Texas Rangers – OF
Posted on February 10, 2009 | No CommentsTweetNoted fatty, Andruw Jones signed a minor league deal with the Texas Rangers earlier this week. The deal gives Jones 500K if he makes the big league squad, and up...







