I’m not a male chauvinist, I just play one on the internet.  Objectifying women through the use of debatably clever often drawn out metaphors is just something that I enjoy.  Blonde jokes too, it’s a shame they’ve become passe.  Occasionally I’ll wonder what a blond and a screen door actually do have in common, or what that same blond could have in common with a beer bottle.

I mention this because the fantasy baseball world is no better.  In what other game are grown men described as sexy?  In fantasy baseball, the younger, the better, the sexier.  The more a prospect can do at a younger age, the sexier he becomes to the fantasy baseball world.  It’s a strange universe, and we’re all part of it.  With that said, the sexy picks never seem to produce.  The tools are of course there, but they’re still too young to know what they’re doing.

Enter the ugly duckings and the revival of the old, unattractive, powerless, speedless, middle infielder.

Over the last month there’s been a plethora of ugly ducklings forging their way to the top of the rankings, starting with:

1. Mark Ellis – Oakland Athletics – 15% Owned – 33rd in Y!

Ellis has posted a disgusting slash-line for a 32 year old second baseman:  .357 AVG /.371 OBP /.561 SLG.  Oakland’s recent offensive boom has resulted in 17 R /  3 HR /  25 RBI and  2 SB for Ellis.  The walks aren’t there and I’d be surprised if Ellis keeps this up, but expecting 15 of both RBI and Runs the rest of way home is a very conservative estimate.

2. Christian Guzman – Washington Nationals – 34% Owned – 34th in Y!

Speaking of an inability to walk, Guzman can’t stand the free pass.  Guzman’s scored 22 runs while knocking in 18 over the past month.  Much like Ellis, Guzman will steal the occasional base here and there.  A slashline of .357 AVG / .388 OBP / .510 SLG has kept Guzman afloat.  Guzman opened the season hitting everything in sight and he’s definitely capable of prolonged .350+ average streaks.

3. Jhonny Peralta – Cleveland Indians – 63% Owned – 44th in Y!

Peralta used to be one of those young, sexy picks, but got old in a hurry.  His four home-runs in the last month could mean that the kid’s finally healthy.  Jhonny could easily go on a 6 or 7 HR binge between now and the end of the season, but if you’re in a strike-out league leave ‘em alone.

4. Luis Castillo – New York Mets – 10% Owned – 45th in Y!

Castillo’s one to definitely take a look at because if he’s healthy, he’ll run.  He’s always been able to hit the ball, and is getting on base at a fairly solid clip this year.  Those who ignore the old-farts may have looked past Castillo’s increased walk rate and OBP of .411 on the season!  The Mets are falling apart at the seams, but there’s still value.

5. Evereth Cabrera – San Diego Padres – 8% Owned – 46th in Y!

Cabrera’s too young to be an ugly duckling, but at this pace he’s well on his way there.  Nine stolen bases in the last month and 18 on the season look pretty good. Like his mentors above, he has next to no power.

6. Macier Izturis – Los Angeles Angels – 26% Owned – 86th in Y!

Anyone on the LAA is worth taking a look at, but Izturis and Aybar are just painful names to roster.  Izturis has hit 4 Dingers over the last month, but he’ll have troubles keeping that up.  He should be able to continue his run production given that potent Angels line-up.  You could do worse than a .300 hitter with 7 HR and 10 SB on the year.

7. Chris Coghlan – Florida Marlins – 25% Owned – 89th in Y!

Like ya boy Cabrera, Coghlan’s still a youngin’.  Coghlan brings a little bit of everything to the table but nothing’s gaudy enough to stand out.  The kid manages to get on base at a steady clip and when you’re on base in a playoff hunt, good things happen.

8. Felipe Lopez – Milwaukee Brewers – 69% Owned – 117th in Y!

We’ll end with Lopez who’s an ugly duckling with a single terrific feature.   The strange thing is that Lopez hasn’t even tried to steal bases, let alone reach the 20′s that fantasy owners expected.  At this point, he’s got a starting gig and he’s getting on base to score runs.  Goodtimes.

All of these guys are useful in pretty much any league, but because they don’t excel in any single category they end up flying under the radar.  Rostering a kid like Coghlan, even at a UTIL spot, is a great way to get across the board production.  These guys won’t stand out, but they’ll help you win just about any league.

During my injury induced hiatus, Washington Nationals’ super-shortstop Christian Guzman did the impossible: Christian Guzman took a walk, actually two walks!

In back-to-back games against the Pittsburgh Pirates, Guzman took a base on balls in each game.  Unfortunately, his On-Base Percentage (.382) no longer matches his batting average (.373)

Walk? No!

As I lamented in the pre-season, Guzman blows my mind with his turn-around since missing the entire 2006 season with a shoulder injury.  A .260 hitter prior to the injury, Guzman has posted two straight seasons of a .300 batting average, and is well on his way to his third consecutive .300+ season.  The ZiPS projection system has Guzman hitting .315 for the rest of the 2009 season, which would give him a year-end batting average of .332!

Christian Guzman’s currently sporting a .422 batting average on balls in play, and is only hitting 12% of pitches for line-drives; so we’d expect his batting average to come down.  Although I’d also expect his Line-Drive Rate to increase as his Hamstring heals.  Historically Guzman’s always sported a high BABIP, and .350-to-.360 on balls in play isn’t out of the question.

Guzman’s plate discipline statistics do not suggest a change in approach, but rather a return to health.  Since his 2006 surgery, Guzman’s seeing less pitches inside of the zone and he’s swinging at more pitches outside of the zone.  This is not a recipe for success, but if he continues to make solid contact when he hits the ball, there’s probably no reason to worry.

Guzman’s simply refusing to hit fly-balls, and insisting on using his plus-speed to leg out groundballs and line-drives.  Guzman may no longer steal 28 bases like he did in his Minnesota years, but he’ll use that speed to get on base.  When the Nationals are healthy, Guzman will score plenty of runs.  Assuming Guzman hikes his BB% rate up towards his career-norm of 5 or 6 percent rather than his current 1.5%, his OPS will continue to astound and float around the .800 mark.

If you’re in a league that counts hits, Guzman’s definitely your man. I still cannot fully get behind Guzman’s ridiculous approach, but going into the season he was available for dirt cheap and he’s probably still out there in a good chunk of standard leagues.

Growing up, no one likes Spinach or Brussel Sprouts; but your mom’s a violent alcoholic, so you eat them to avoid the beatings. She just wants the best for you, and apparently nutrient-packed, dark green vegetables are indeed what’s best for you.

There’s a group of baseball players that you’ll hate to have on your fantasy squad, but they’re good for you. No one likes 35-year old San Francisco Giants on their squad, but if they’re putting up numbers, you gotta suck it up and roster them. It’s painful, i know, but it’s better than getting beat.

Top Spinach and Brussel Sprouts Hitters

Catchers:

Bengie Molina – Catcher – San Francisco Giants - Yup, He’s still hitting clean-up. 95 RBI in 2008.
A.J. Pierzynski – Catcher – Chicago White Sox - Almost a lock for 65/14/60/.280

First Base

Carlos Delgado – First Base – New York Mets  - 38HR and 115 RBI in 2008.
Todd Helton – First Base – Colorado Rockies - If he’s healthy, an .850 OPS is almost guaranteed

Second Base

Placido Polanco – Second Base – Detroit Tigers – Opening Series aside, he’s impossible to strike out. Enjoy the .300+ AVG.

Third Base

Adrian Beltre – Third Base – Seattle Mariners - Ah, why not. All he does his hit 25-HR, every year.  One of the most undervalued players in the bigs.
Melvin Mora – Third Base – Baltimore Orioles – 23 HR and 104 RBI in 2008, I wouldn’t expect that again but he is who he is.

Shortstop

Christian Guzman – Shortstop – Washington Nationals - He just keeps getting on base and hitting 300. When that Nats line-up comes together, he’ll score a lot of runs.
Yunel Escobar – Shortstop – Atlanta Braves – Great OBP, not as old as the other guys, but gets no love.

Left Field

Raul Ibanez – Left Field – Philadelphia Phillies - As consistent as they come, unfortunately it’s hard to predict how well he’ll react to switching leagues.  Still a grade-A talent.
Ryan Spilborghs – Left Field – Colorado Rockies – With Carlos Gonzlaez in the Minors for the foreseeable future, Spilborghs should see AB.  Dexter Fowler may steal some of his value.

Center Field

Marlon Byrd – Center Field – Texas Rangers - Marlon gets his AB, and he’s valuable in a deeper league.  Texas is the Coors of the AL.
Coco Crisp – Centerfield – Kansas City Royals – Elsbury stole his thunder, but Crisp can steal bases. Full time AB could easily result in 13 HR, and 30 SB.

Right Field

Jose Guillen – Right Field – Kansas City Royals – Gets No Love! Probably because he’s a bit of a dick – 20 HR and 97 RBI in 2008.
Michael Cuddyer – Right Field – Minnesota Twins - Can’t stay healthy, but he’s a solid talent.  Who knows how the Delmon Young experiment will play out, but Cuddyer’s an asset to any line-up.

UTIL / Designated Hitter

Travis Hafner – Designated Hitter – Cleveland Indians – Healthy?

Others that just missed, Randy Winn, Paul Konerko, Brandon Inge, Juan Rivera, Jeff Franceour, Jeff Keppinger, Brian Giles, and Chad Tracy

And now onto the ESPN shortstop rankings, which seem pretty solid at least at first glance.  There’s a few guys I’m not fans of, but they’re ranked in these spots by just about every expert.  They’ll probably perform at this level, and I’ll probably be wrong.  Regardless of such reality, I’ll rank ‘em where I think they’ll perform:

ESPN hasn’t missed much with these rankings but,

Adam Everett – Detroit Tigers: While Everett brings the suck, he’s probably got a starting job save Ramon Santiago stealing a couple AB here and there.  In that Tigers line-up, everyone should have value.  Carlos Guillen’s days at shortstop are well over.

There’s a couple here and there, but I’m pretty satisfied with these rankings.

ESPN is reporting, along with just about everyone else, that Adam Dunn is ready to become a Washington National (link).  Assuming Dunn suits up for the Nats come spring, what exactly are the implications?

Position Alignment Washington Nationals:

The Nationals OF, is looking like Willingham in left-field, Milledge in Center, and Dukes in Right.  First base is occupied by the oft-injured Nick Johnson. Wily-Mo Pena, Austin Kearns and Corey Patterson were also figuring to get some ABs, and post a sub-.250 OBP but it looks like that may be put on hold.

Logically, it’d make sense for Willingham to be the first guy off the bench if everyone’s healthy. Milledge and Dukes have the raw talent, and Nick “the stick” Johnson is a perfect compliment for Dunn.

Reality is a different beast.  Josh Willingham will get his bats, because:

1. Nick Johnson has a season ending injury in Game 7 of the season.
2. Elijah Dukes can’t keep his head out of trouble
3. Milledge screws his hamstring up, somehow.

Dunn in Left, Milledge in CF, and Dukes in Right with Nick Johnson at first.  They have a tonne of versatility though, as both Dunn and Willingham can do a reasonably decent job at first.

Fantasy Impact of Adam Dunn Signing:

Nationals Park is no RFK stadium, which is good.  The Great American Ball Park in Cincinnati and Chase Field in Arizona, generally are a bit kinder to hitters than Nationals Park which finds itself in the middle of the pack based on limited data.

Park factors from ESPN

The Nationals are really pursuing a High-OBP type guys that I’m quite fond of, Line-up:

1. Christian Guzman — IF he can hit 300 and get on base at a .370 clip again — he’s my 1. He wont, so he’ll end up batting 6, with Milledge 1 and Dukes 2.

2. Lastings Milledge — If Milledge proves his ability to be a lead-off man, and actually get on base — this line-up becomes a lot better.

3. Zimmerman batted in the 3-hole all last year, and I doubt that’ll change.

4. Dunn bats fourth, and while that OBP may be better suited earlier …its hard to convince managers of such things

5. Johnson while he’s healthy.  If he’s *fully* healthy, he’s probably their best hitter and he’ll bring a .420 OBP to the table.  If the Nats didn’t have the speed they do, it’d be nice to see Johnson and Dunn batting early in the line-up.

6. Dukes is either my #2 or number 6.  I love Duke’s high OBP and decent average and he’ll scoot up once Guzman fails.

7. Jesus Flores

8. Anderson Hernandez

9. P

I’d like to obviously see a few changes in this line-up, like Dukes and Zimmerman switching it up. Maybe Zimmerman batting 5th? Either way, the OBP of this line-up is solid as a rock. The only problem is the “speedsters” Milledge and Guzman haven’t proven a consistent ability to get on base.

Dunn stays about where you’d value him in any other line-up and, I tend to think the entire Nationals line-up gets a boost from his acquisition.

Give everyone above Dunn a bump in RUNS of about 3-5 and everyone Below Dunn and Johnson an RBI bump of about 6.

This team will be one of the most interesting offenses in the league.  Lots of guys on base, lots of running, lots of homers.

What’s your take on the Nats line-up?

The Fantasy Shortstop Position for the 2009 Fantasy Baseball season is deep enough.  There’s some solid value, and its incredibly top heavy — so you’ll pretty much get what you pay for.

If you’re lucky enough to get Hanley Ramirez, congrats.  Otherwise, it might be best to load up elsewhere and take a few high risk / reward type guys later in the draft.

As always, everything depends on your draft settings and league size.

1. Hanley Ramirez – Florida Marlins

I cannot see a reason to not take Hanley Ramirez first overall. The freedom he gives you by combining HR/SB into a 30 / 30 season is unbelievable.

He’s young as hoot, but still has a .75 BB / K ratio to go with a .400 OBP and .940 OPS. There’s nothing to dislike here, except the team he’s on and ballpark he’s in.

He’ll continue to run so long as he plays on a bad team, and the Marlins lack of success may actually help Ramirez in the fantasy world.

2. Jose Reyes – New York Mets

After Reyes, there’s a huge drop off. Hanley Ramirez and Jose Reyes have proven to be legitimate first round picks who are guaranteed, pretty much, to stay healthy.

They’re both young, uber prospects, that don’t have that much wear on the tires.  Reyes, hopefully will throw 50-60 SB on the board this year.

Scouts have said that Reyes WILL develop power since double-A, single-A? Since a damn long time ago. As I dont enjoy disagreeing with scouts, especially when they start saying “5-tool player” — I’mma go ahead and finally mark Jose Reyes down for 24 HR and 50 Steals this  year.

3. Jimmy Rollins – Philadelphia Phillies

Rollins is just as good as the previous two, well almost.  He’s older, and more injury prone and had a shit-eating average last year, considering what owners expected (about .290)

The 47 stolen bases kept owners from mass-suicide last year, as Rollins only played in 137 games last year after about 7 years of 154 games, or more!

If Rollins stays healthy, he’s easily a late first round pick.  He’s a good risk/reward type guy in the early rounds, but isn’t the whole point of the early rounds, minimizing your risk?  That’s why you didn’t take Pujols first overall last year, right?

4. Stephen Drew – Arizona Diamondbacks

You’re going to get, what you get.  Improvement will come with some movement in the batting order, along with the slight maturation you’d expect from a overly-hyped Drew brother.

You’re going to know pretty quickly what you’ve gotten with Stephen Drew.  Is he going to regress to his rookie-average of about .250? Or will Stephen Drew keep on, keeping on — rolling on with at least a .285 average.

No one will doubt that Drew’s got talent, but he’s got to keep his K rate below 20%

5. Johnny Peralta – Cleveland Indians

It looks like Peralta is a surefire bet for 20HR this season, after years of potential without results. Peralta finally cut down on his strike-out rate, which lead to an across the board improvement.  After years of a 25% rate of strike-outs, Peralta lowered it to a *reasonable* 20 percent.

2006 is starting to look like an aberration at this point rather than your regular Jhonny Peralta, which is a good deal for Peralta owners in dynasty leagues.

Cleveland should be interesting, to say the least, this year.  While I’m not certain as to whether or not Peralta will score 100+ runs again this year, he should do fine.  90 Runs and 90 RBI seems likely, if Peralta continues to bat in the top half of the line-up.

His strike-out rate will limit him to either the third, fifth, or sixth spot in the line-up — I’d imagine.  Peralta provides a good deal of value in the second tier of fantasy shortstops, and if you’re going to grab your stolen bases elsewhere — Peralta is a damn good deal, right here.

6. Rafael Furcal – Los Angeles Dodgers

Per Plate Appearance, Rafael Furcal had probably the best fantasy season out of all of the shortstops.  Unfortunately, Furcal only managed 143 AB to start and end the 2008 season.

I suppose this would be another referendum on whether or not you think Furcal will get to 140 Games played.  If Furcal plays, he’s going to put up super-shortstop numbers, and probably compete with the best in the business.

Thirty-Five Stolen Bases to go with 20 Home Runs isn’t out of the question, as Furcal is a marvelous talent.  In Los Angeles, particularly if Manny Ramirez is signed, Furcal will put up great Run totals, which is generally required from your MI.

Furcal is a great  boom/bust prospect to combine with a safety-pick later in the draft.  You can live with someone like Nick Punto for 250 AB, if you get 400 AB from Furcal.

7. Troy Tulowitzki – Colorado Rockies

Tulo was probably the most dissappointing fantasy draft-pick of all, last year.  He eventually put everything together around the end of the season and started putting up at least half decent numbers.

As with all of the younger shortstops, Tulowitzki is going to have some serious ups and downs.  Unlike the other shortstops though, Troy Tulowitzki’s glove will keep him in the line-up through slumps.  This is both good and bad: He’ll have a chance to fight through the slumps, but he’ll also put up some awful numbers and possibly kill your batting average, if the slump goes on for too long.

8. J.J. Hardy – Milwaukee Brewers

Hot. Cold. Hot. Cold. I dont have much to say about J.J. Hardy other than the fact his SLG percentage should be in the high 400′s which is nice for your shortstop, but he wont steal bases.

You can pretty much assume that Hardy is going to put up 25 homers to go with a respectable .275 BA.  You could do a lot worse than Hardy.  His R / RBI numbers should stay in the same ball-park as last year, but that Brewers line-up has the potential for a huge increase in production if Fielder gets going and Weeks matures.

Hardy’s a pretty safe pick, with a bit of upside.  Owning him will definitely require some patience though — Just make sure to never click the “Stats for this Month” button when Hardy is slumping.

9. Derek Jeter – New York Yankees

Jeter was once massively overrated, and now he’s underrated.  Its hard to value Jeter properly as he doesn’t do anything particularly well.  There are roughly three million players that can put up 10 SB to go with 10 HR, so he’s really not all that impressive.

A couple years ago, Jeter decided to put up 34 SB to go with a .343 average and 14  homers which was absolutely top-tier but he’s been declining since.

Normally you don’t refer to a players potential when he’s 34 years old, but that’s exactly what you get with Jeter. If you’re playing with guys who know their shit, Jeter has some serious value, as they probably despise him for being overrated for so long.

Anyways, Jeter has the potential to go for 15HR and 20+ SB, and the Run and RBI totals are always going to be there along with a guaranteed .300+ average.

Snag Jeter if he falls too far, as he’s probably in for a redemption year.

10. Michael Young – Texas Rangers

I really see Jeter and Michael Young putting up identical numbers.  You should expect round ’bout 15 Home Runs, 10 Stolen Bases, a great batting average, and great run and rbi totals.

Young’s solid, and I’m sure that he’ll regain his .300+ batting average in 2009.  2008 was okay, but I’d expect 2009 to be a bit better than *okay*

There are a few indicators that he may be in for a steep decline, however. His Line Drive rate dropped drastically from 27 percent to 22 percent.  He started striking out more, notching his second 16% K rate after averaging about 13% during his prime years.  He just seems to be forcing it, and whether or not he played through a minor injury last year, or has just noticed his skills diminishing is up in the air.

10.5 Elvis Andrus – Texas Rangers

I featured Andrus here, in a Welcome to the Hype Machine post.  Andrus should steal plenty of bases and not kill you in the other categories.  His lack of natural power, really sits well in this spot as no one can really bang the bombs at this point.

11. Miguel Tejada – Houston Astros

Getting old, too old: 15 HR, 5 SB, 90 R, 75 RBI, .280 average.  He’s still very much roster-able, but he’s not going to start regaining his early 2000′s form where he was knocking out 30 HR each and every year.

12. Orlando Cabrera – Free Agent

The Skills are still there, I just dont know where he’ll land.  He’s apparently a giant ass-hat, but he’ll do whatever’s asked of him, and he’s very much more concerned with his personal stat-line than team success — which is exactly what you want from your fantasy short-stop.

Great Value at this spot.

13. Yunel Escobar – Atlanta Braves

Escobar is my type of player, and with the Braves new pitching staff — he should help them contend for the NL East.

Yunel Escobar walks just about as much as he strikes out, and he gets on-base. Escobar’s splits when it comes to LD, FB, GB were quite interesting.  His LD rate should be floating around 20 percent, but last year he hiked his GB rate to a silly 59 percent which resulted in a 17 percent LD rate.

His fangraphs page is here, and it’s interesting to look at these stats because he’s definitely not going to put up the same numbers as last year.  He’s either going down a chunk, or up a chunk — I just have no clue how to interpret these numbers.

14. Khalil Greene – St. Louis Cardinals

I’m going to hell for this, but Khalil Greene has a huge bounce back year. He’ll hit 25 home runs, and have quite possibly the longest Ball-Park-Effect induced orgasm in the history of man.

And, yes there’s more, Khalil Greene will hit .260.

And, cure cancer.

And, steal 12 bases.

15. Ryan Theriot- Chicago Cubs

Plays for the Cubs and gets on base.

When on base, will steal between 20-30 times.

That is all you really need to know.  Theriot could be a steal this year, especially if he grows his mullet out a smidgen more.

16. Christian Guzman – Washington Nationals

While playing fantasy baseball last year in a fairly shallow league, Christian Guzman’s name just kept popping up.  I’m not sure how the hell Guzman put up that kind of batting average even though his 50 game performance of 2007 showed he had it in him.

But, C’mon — it’s Christian Guzman we’re talking about here. The guy who steals 30 bases and hits .250, if you’re lucky.

If only all of the young, speedy, shortstops aged like this.  Once your legs are too old to steal 30 bases, you go and start hitting .320.

Stupid Christian Guzman. Washington has a decent enough offense to knock in Guzman 85 times in 2009 and if Guzman manages to get more than 140 games under his belt, he could put up some stellar numbers.

17. Edgar Renteria – San Francisco Giants

Renteria is useful enough, and on a real bad San Fran team, he should start running a bit more.  At this point in the short-stop rankings, value comes down to a solid contribution in one or two categories while not sinking the ship in the rest of the categories.

In a PERFECT world, Renteria puts up 75 Runs, 70 RBI, bops 14 home runs, steals 18 bases, and hits .280.

18. Jerry Hairston Jr. – Cincinnati Reds

Hairston put up great numbers in limited action last year, and it looks like he has the inside gig on the starting left-field job.

Of course, Hairston Jr. isn’t going to put up an .870!!! OPS again this year, that’s just ridiculous for a light hitting journey-man  second baseman.

BUT! he’ll steal some bases on a fairly young Cinci team, and all the rest of the stats are double double extra bonus bonus!

19. Mike Aviles – Kansas City Royals

I’m not particularly high on Aviles, as he came out of absolute obscurity to put up great triple-A numbers in 2008. Then, as is always the case, those numbers predicted future major league success perfectly and Aviles is now a future HOFer.

Anyways, something just doesn’t add up for me, and 400 major league at-bats isn’t nowhere near enough AB to deduce a players true talent level.  If I recall correctly, 600 AB is when the numbers start becoming meaningful.

20. Jed Lowrie – Boston Red Sox

Uh, he’s in the Red Sox line-up and even if he bats 8th or 9th, he’ll be a useful source of Runs and RBI. Sure Lowrie has some potential, but not enough to start for most fantasy teams.

I’m sure someone in your league, who adores the Red Sox, will draft him though.  Pedroia showed last year that you don’t have to be the most talented player to succeed in that line-up, you just have to get on base.  If Lowrie can raise his OBP to .350, and his average to .270 — he’ll be very serviceable.

21. Marco Scutaro – Toronto Blue Jays

As much as I hate J.P. Ricciardi, picking up Scutaro was probably one of his better moves.  Scutaro can be plugged in just about anywhere and I was more than surprised to see him put up 75 Runs in the powerless Toronto Blue Jays line-up.

If Aaron Hill ever gets over his concussion, Scutaro is going to lose some at-bats to the completely useless John McDonald.  I wonder how deep your league would have to be to roster John McDonald — someone get back to me on this.

22. Jason Bartlett – Tampa Bay Rays

Barlett isn’t anything special in the fantasy world, but he was a huge part of the Tampa Bay Rays run to the world series. I still like the Garza/Bartlett trade for both sides, and Bartlett will continue to produce.

The Steals are nice and make him roster-able.  Getting 20 – 30 Steals late in a draft on the cheap is generally a good idea: A better idea than drafting a minor leaguer with heaps of potential, in most cases.

23. Nick Punto – Minnesota Twins

I like utility men quite a bit. Scutaro in Toronto and Ryan Freel in Baltimore now, are always more useful on the field than in the fantasy world.  Anyways, Punto has the ability to steal 25 bases and hit .285-.290 if he plays every day.

The Twins did well resigning him after letting him go, and i’m surprised that no one else expressed serious interest.  Keep Punto on your radar as he’ll prove to be useful throughout the season.

The problem with utility men is keeping track of when they’re playing and when they’re sitting on their buts, and nothing is worse than wasting a game on someone who’s not playing.

24. Clint Barmes- Colorado Rockies

Well, he plays in Coors but he doesn’t particularly have a choke hold on the position.  If he plays, he plays and he should put up half decent numbers.  Barmes is either batting atop the Rockies line-up or right before the pitcher, so keep an eye on how this plays out.  He may be a nice late round pick-up, for the first chunk of the season at least until Stewart steals the second base job.

The Rest of The Rest, Complete With A Couple Guys To Keep An Eye On.

Yuniesky Betancourt - doesn’t contribute particularly well, nor does he steal bases.  His average will probably flutter in the wind, and land somewhere around .275.  He wont hurt you too bad, but he definitely wont help you.

Wilson Betemit – I like Wilson Betemit, and I’d imagine he’d find himself a spot somewhere in that White Sox day-to-day lineup.  Whether Fields fails, or Ramirez goes to second and Wilson plays short — he should get a shot.  If he does, he’s got the potential to put up some half decent numbers.

Bobby Crosby – Un-Ownable.  Once a top tier prospect, now he’s the constant producer of an awful BA. You never know though, sometimes these prospects shit the bed for years and then wake up and realize that they should be hitting 25 HR, and do so.

Brendan Harris – Not sure where he plays, I’m figuring on third with Punto at SS, but who knows.  He’s decent enough but doesn’t have Punto’s speed.  Come to think of it, Punto would probably be better served playing third with Harris at short.  Who knows.

The Anaheim Angeles of Los Angeles, Huh? Aybar and Izturis - 25 Steals. A .260 average. Enjoy you, Enjoy.

Jeff Keppinger – Uhh, he’s got to get a shit-tonne of Plate Appearances to have any value, at all. Those Walks add 50 pts in OBP.

Ben Zobrist – I’m not certain whats up with the OF situation in Tampa.  Zobrist should get in at least 120 games at one position or another.  Could be worth a look.

Emmanueal Burriss - might get some playing time at second, could be worth a long look.

Brandon Wood – The next Bobby Crosby?  Wood’s got a load of power, but just about everything else needs work.  I dont see how the Angels could actually play a game with him at short, but when Wood does put it together, he should be a bopper.

And to think just a couple years ago, I liked Brandon Wood more than Stephen Drew.

Ryan Freel - Set him free.