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  • TweetMLB confirms: BREAKING: Twins place catcher Joe Mauer on 15-day DL due to bilateral leg weakness. “Mauer headed back to see same specialist that treated his back before. Expect that’s...

    Joe Mauer Likely Heading To The DL

    TweetMLB confirms: BREAKING: Twins place catcher Joe Mauer on 15-day DL due to bilateral leg weakness. “Mauer headed back to see same specialist that treated his back before. Expect that’s...

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  • TweetThat’s the title of this article and I’m sticking to it. For most pitchers, this wouldn’t be a problem: However, for Aroldis Chapman, who’s thing is throwing the ball really...

    Aroldis.

    TweetThat’s the title of this article and I’m sticking to it. For most pitchers, this wouldn’t be a problem: However, for Aroldis Chapman, who’s thing is throwing the ball really...

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  • TweetHere’s something to think about in AL-Only Leagues: If the Yankees Pitching G GS W L IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP BAA A.J. Burnett 2 2...

    Some AL-Only Talk: FAAB

    TweetHere’s something to think about in AL-Only Leagues: If the Yankees Pitching G GS W L IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP BAA A.J. Burnett 2 2...

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  • TweetIn this Game Theory Article, I’m going to look at a pitcher’s ERA and how owners perceive it. All ERAs aren’t created equal, but as a fantasy owner we do...

    The Perception Behind ERA

    TweetIn this Game Theory Article, I’m going to look at a pitcher’s ERA and how owners perceive it. All ERAs aren’t created equal, but as a fantasy owner we do...

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  • TweetThe Angels placed Scott Kazmir on the DL today and called on Matt Palmer to make an emergency start against the Blue Jays. Palmer faired about as well as expected...

    Deep League Speculation: Tyler Chatwood

    TweetThe Angels placed Scott Kazmir on the DL today and called on Matt Palmer to make an emergency start against the Blue Jays. Palmer faired about as well as expected...

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  • TweetAnyone in the Toronto market will have heard the stories regarding the case of the missing velocity, but I figured I’d update the internet. In Cecil’s last spring training start...

    The Incredibly Hittable Brett Cecil

    TweetAnyone in the Toronto market will have heard the stories regarding the case of the missing velocity, but I figured I’d update the internet. In Cecil’s last spring training start...

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  • TweetIn a handful of games, Adam Lind seems to have completely turned the ship around. No more worries, no more stretches of incompetence. All is well. The end. In about...

    The Adam Lind Report

    TweetIn a handful of games, Adam Lind seems to have completely turned the ship around. No more worries, no more stretches of incompetence. All is well. The end. In about...

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  • TweetThe New York Times reports that Manny Ramirez has retired from baseball rather than facing his impending 100 game suspension for violating MLB’s performance enhancing drug policy. In a news...

    Manny Being Manny: Possible Options

    TweetThe New York Times reports that Manny Ramirez has retired from baseball rather than facing his impending 100 game suspension for violating MLB’s performance enhancing drug policy. In a news...

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  • TweetEsmil Rogers can throw a baseball pretty, pretty, pretty hard. Like the majority of flame-throwers that touch 96 and average 94mph, the only real problem is control. Against the Pirates...

    Esmil Rogers Faces Pirates: Pitching Ensues.

    TweetEsmil Rogers can throw a baseball pretty, pretty, pretty hard. Like the majority of flame-throwers that touch 96 and average 94mph, the only real problem is control. Against the Pirates...

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  • TweetI’m a huge Tsuyoshi Nishioka fan. I figured he’d be hitting ahead of Morneau and Mauer, steal a tonne of bases and score boatloads of runs. The Twins started slow...

    Twins’ Nishioka Just Got Swishered (and suffers broken leg)

    TweetI’m a huge Tsuyoshi Nishioka fan. I figured he’d be hitting ahead of Morneau and Mauer, steal a tonne of bases and score boatloads of runs. The Twins started slow...

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