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That’s A Lot Of Money For A Band Box

A grand coliseum it is, unfortunately what’s going on inside isn’t gladiatorial at all — it is far more reminiscent of Christians being fed to LIONS.

In the first three games at New Yankee Stadium, the visiting Cleveland Indians have scored, gulp, 37 runs.  The Yankees have managed a respectable,  but not spectacular, 12 Runs.

So what’s this mean?

It means buy, buy, buy them damn Yankees.  Leave the Indians to someone else, while Asdrubal Cabrera is one of my favourite sleepers, let someone else overpay.

As long as the owner of Mark Teixeira or Robbie Cano isn’t a Yankee-homer, or someone who wears their hat backwards, go ahead and pay full market value.  As a general rule, if someone’s douchey enough to wear their hat backwards, they’re generally a Yankees fan. I would say something like 80 percent of people that wear a Yankee hat outside of New York, probably beat their spouse and/or children.  Statistics, people! They MATTER! Not just in baseball either, In Everyday LIFE too!

New Yankee Stadium has the exact same dimensions as the old one across the street.  The fences haven’t been moved, or the stadium tilted off axis.  Same damn ballpark, yet the short porch in right appears to be getting shorter by the second.  The Yankees left handed hitters should have no problem reaching this target, and the righties love to go opposite field.

Ken Rosenthal wrote a piece for Fox, detailing the crazy rate at which balls are leaving the park:

The dimensions of the new Yankee Stadium are the same as the old. The short right-field porch is no more or less inviting. But for whatever reason, balls seem to carry better to right than they did across the street…

“The ball gets legs. It climbs,” says one scout who is attending the opening series. “It’s not so much that it’s getting out of there quickly. It’s just staying up there.”

And once the old stadium is knocked down, sometime this summer, the new stadium could play even smaller.

Yankees general manager Brian Cashman told the MLB on FOX broadcasters before Saturday’s game that the demolition of the old stadium will allow the wind from the Harlem River to blow directly into the new one, perhaps creating a jet stream to left-center field to match the one in right and right-center.

So the Yankees are sucking pretty hard, but do you really think they’ll continue getting their asses beat like this for the next 5 months?  Didn’t think so…

Teixeira, Cano and Swisher will more than likely benefit the most from the craziness that’s ensued.  I liked Teixeira a lot more than most people going into this season because of the short rightfield porch.  I didn’t know it would play THIS small though…

Of course this is a tiny little sample size of 3 games.  Dave Cameron over at the USSMariner.com has also pointed out that HR are up across the board, and they’re actually flying further.

If you want to win your league though, you can’t always rely on proven statistics — they take too damn long.  Sometimes you have to go out on a limb, with a gut-feeling.  In the end, it could just be called an over-reaction, but at this point I’m calling it a hunch.

Adversely, I’m not sure where this puts the Yankees right handed starting pitchers.  I’ve never been a fan of Burnett, and Chamberlain was probably a bit overrated coming in anyways — I wouldn’t acquire them, but if I already drafted them I wouldn’t take anything less than fair-market value.  I’m not selling them off for 90 cents on the dollar, I might think about 95 though — at that point however, it’s just a matter of personal taste.

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